Here at Versus Clu Clu Land, our motto is “Come for the Guitar Hero flamewars, say for the Brechtian analysis of Metal Gear Solid 2.” But I also want to do justice for the people who didn't mean to be here at all. I spend a lot of time checking the trackbacks to my blog, which shows referrals from other sites-- it's always heartening to see this modest venture make it on a blogroll or find someone who has an opinion about something I wrote. But the most colorful discoveries are the google searches, which reveal a legion of wayward souls who mistakenly clicked this site in the honest pursuit of deathclaw pornography. Deathclaws pornography searcher, your quest was not in vain; you will achieve posterity, as a trackback. A sampling:
"pictures in iroquois of there land" #3
"Foucault hermeneutics of the subject" #5
"ROLAND KEY .GAMES" #3
“if you were an iroquoi learning in an iroquois town” #6
“sexy mystery woman picture “ #1
“rock band guitar controller doesn't play fast notes” #1
“i have not told my garden yet thesis” #2
“why use pronoun she instead of he” #13
“mark frumkin dreadlocks” #6
“brechtian the expectation of the rule” #1
“intrinsic desire versus self discipline are both compelling” #1
“boys games from seeing their stuff” #1
“deathclaws porn” #2
“player piano video for children” #5
“how to get fizzle bear on viva pinata” #6
“i have money world oyster” #4
“why i cant use my head while playing games” #4
“what does vault means” #1
“im really bad at this whole goodbye thing” #2
A special shout out to the author of twitter.com/powermobydick, who apparently spends his time compliling every mention of Moby Dick on the interwebs. Yours is a brave and noble calling.
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Deathclaw pornography searcher, your quest was not in vain. A sampling:
What? Where's my deathclaw porn?! You got me all excited for nothing... =(
mmm... good point. I should clarify. It wouldn't do to get people's hopes up.
"sexy mystery woman picture" has to be the most sweetly naive porn search I've ever heard of. It's like a thirteen-year-old decided he wanted a little old-fashioned romance in his furtive woman-picture searching.
"i have not told my garden yet thesis"
Heh, I like this one. A little poetic, yet melancholy. Thoreau-esque, even.
Still secondary to deathclaw porn though.
I've gotta say something about Foucoult on my blog so I can get some search terms like that.
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