I have no interesting or substantive ideas to write about today, so I'm thinking I'm going to turn the comment thread of this post into a twitter feed. Feel free to reply, and then when you get responses it will be in your email. This is how real twitter works, apparently.
Just when I thought I could not despise Xbox live any more, some guy who managed to get his Halo tag to look like a Klansman. I wish I were better at killing
ReplyDeleteI've given this portion of the day over to listening to the kerbonkersest hip-hop songs I can find. First up: Top Back
ReplyDeleteToo bad this dude is in prison.
ReplyDeleteLil Wayne: no Notorious BIG. But Let the Beat Build is sick
ReplyDeleteHave you heard R. Kelly's "Trapped in the closet"? He described it as being his 'hip-hopera'.
ReplyDelete@ZeroLightSeeds
ReplyDelete: oh hells yes. That midget is having my baby baby baby....
I learned how to make links using html tags today. Huzzah for learning!
ReplyDeleteNo, but seriously: contra Lil Wayne, Nas might be the best rapper alive. Have you listened to It Ain't Hard to Tell recently?
ReplyDeleteThe winner and still champion: Bombs Over Baghdad. POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
ReplyDeleteI think these replies prove that you would make a million dollars as a Twitter person. In a fantasy world were that was possible, of course.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely crushed by the ladyfriend tonight at Lumines. What else is new. Sometimes I think there are rules to this game she's not telling me.
ReplyDelete@ thesimplicity : I always believed that the liberal arts would be my ticket to millionairedom.
ReplyDeleteHalo is too much like golf. You have a few good holes and you delude yourself into thinking you're getting better. And then bam you're back to sucking all the time.
ReplyDeleteDear John McDowell: I would like your ideas more if you didn't write so grabastically.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought the internet had run out of amazing things something like this comes along. make sure to watch all the way to the chorus.
ReplyDeleteChinese Democracy is the wrong Guns n' Roses album to be putting on the Rock Band. Night Train! fighter of the Day Train!
ReplyDeleteTop Chef liveblog foreslash commence! Smart money is on Stefan. What a dick! We love 'im.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies do not like leah. Although she is incredibly stupid-sounding she's a good chef, and also foxy.
ReplyDeletePadma Lakshmi is wearing a ball gown tonight. 'Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteOh, Gail Simmons of Food and Wine magazine! It is too bad that you are married and I coupled; you are looking very fetching tonight.
ReplyDeleteOh, Tom Colicchio! Your facial expressions tell us everything we need to know.
ReplyDeleteSad to see Fabio go. What a nail-biter! Carla is pretty rad though, good for her. Live blog foreslash done.
ReplyDeleteLoving the fact that all of Yakuza 2's dialogue is in the original japanese. Makes it feel very art house.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that what happened there in the massage parlor was a minigame.
ReplyDeleteLook, you. Just go and sign up to Twitter already. 'Cause what you're making me do is, you're making me have to WALK ALL THE WAY OVER here to read your page all the time, and sign in and everything!
ReplyDelete@kate: I never promised this thing would be feature complete.
ReplyDeleteGood god man! You've gone completely mad. MAD I TELL YOU!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I can't seem to find the 'subscribe to comments' button that's usually around... herm... fingers crossed it does it anyway.
@IroquoisPliskin You're a bit of a chatty Cathy. How do I unfollow you?
ReplyDelete@bobby: sorry! I get a little carried away. while I don't know how to unsubscribe from followups I won't be doing this experiment forever.
ReplyDeleteIn order for this experiment to work, you have to get shitfaced and say weird things to famous people. Oh the awkward @ msg's I've sent...
ReplyDeleteDear video game people can we plz come up with images for enjoyment and defeat other than ejaculation and anal rape? thx
ReplyDeleteTrigger Happy is good but hilariously a child of the PS1 era. FMV is in, Crash Bandicoot is top of the pops, Lara Croft is a media-straddling colossus
ReplyDelete@lbjeffries :man, it would be sweet to get drunk and tell Chris Remo that I am obsessed with the melodious sound of his voice.
ReplyDeleteDownloading Noby Noby Boy. Now if I could just get my hand on some drugs we should be all set around here.
ReplyDeleteIP - are you keeping to the 140 character limit of Twitter?
ReplyDeleteI haven't managed to subscribe to the comments thread yet, either, confound it. (just found it! Wooo, I'm participating!)
I didn't anticipate that part of flOwer where I toppled the military-industrial complex.
ReplyDeleteI know that western civilization is going down the tubes and all but I do like the new kinds of pants the ladies are sporting these days.
ReplyDeleterunning the Berkeley hills is great except 1. that shit will kill you & 2. the snarling aardvarks
ReplyDeleteWhat does it say about me that my favorite part of Yakuza 2 is chattin' up the Japanese ladies? Please, tell me more about your kimono.
ReplyDeleteRT @IroquoisPliskin What does it say about me that my favorite part of Yakuza 2 is chattin' up the Japanese ladies? Please, tell me more about your kimono.
ReplyDeleteThat's a little Twitter joke for you.
ReplyDeleteBurnout Paradise in cockpit mode is the closest I'll get to hard drugs
ReplyDeleteHow the West Was Won is the best Zeppelin album ever and by extension greatest record of all time. God-damn
ReplyDeleteSo, I think it's time to shut this little experiment down. It's obnoxious of me to flood Bobby's email with every occurrent thought.
ReplyDeleteI hope y'all had fun though. We laughed, we cried, we learned how to encode hyperlinks in html, we admired the divine Ms. Padma Lakshmi, we catered to @10rdben's every whim, we retwittered, we let the beat build.
Thanks for following! I really think we helped some people today.